“Ain’t no bizness like ‘da Ho bizness”

Heidi Ho

Just a little-ol-fashioned-drunk-girl... who has more cousins and long-lost "Ho Family" relatives than you can shake a twig at.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS????

1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Honestly, my name came from me yelling "Hi-dee Ho" to everyone on a parade at the Woods. I think the name just stuck from then on.

2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?...
July Fourth, when my stockings ripped... but I got over it quick.

3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?...
Honestly, don't recall ever writing anything. hmmmmm

4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?...
Ham

5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?...
Ahahahhhahahahaha ahahahahahahhhahahaha No

6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?...
OMG YES! I would be so cool to hang with.

7. DO YOU USE SARCASM?...
No, not really... sometimes I just don't know what I'm saying so it may come across as sarcasm.

8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS?..
Yes

9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?...
No way... I might lose a heel!

10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?...
I've never been awake early enough to eat cereal.

11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?...
Have you ever tried to take off strapped high heels or boots without untieing / unzipping them? If you've tried then you know the answer to this... yes, I do.

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?..
I'd rather drink than eat ice cream. Ice Cream makes me feel fat.

13. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?...
Their hair.

14. RED OR PINK?...
Pink (of course!)

15. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?...
That I sometimes don't remember what I said... especially when I was funny.

16. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?...
My bartender (any bartender, when they aren't there).

17. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST?...
Sure.

18. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?...
Right now I'm not wearing pants or shoes.

19. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?..
The voices in my head.

20. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?..
Pink

21. FAVORITE SMELLS?...
Rum

22. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?...
I don't remember.

23. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?...
Yes, Sam is crazy like me.

24. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Wrestling... I like the outfits

25. HAIR COLOR?...
Depends on the performance, my outfit, and/or my feelings at the time.

26. EYE COLOR?...
Blue

27. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?...
Yes

28. FAVORITE FOOD?...
Rum... ok, ok... food... let me think... Nachos without onions and lots of cheese

29. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?...
Happy Endings

30. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?...
I think it was "JAWS" -- LOL, doesn't really go in-line with #29, does it?

31. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?...
I'm not wearing a shirt right now.

32. SUMMER OR WINTER?...
Summer -- basically the only time I get out of the closet.

33. HUGS OR KISSES?...
Air kisses

34. FAVORITE DESSERT?...
Rum... ok, ok... Chocolate Covered Cherries... or Rum Cake

35. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?...
I honestly don't read books -- they have too many words

36. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?...
Why would I have an apartment for a mouse?

37. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT?...
I didn't watch any transvetites last night.

38. FAVORITE SOUND(S)...
Rum and Coke pouring onto ice cubes

39. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?...
I'd get out of the way if any stones were rolling at me... And seriously, beatles?!, they are scary bugs!!! So I'd really rather not choose either.

40. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME?....
Mardi Gras, New Orleans

41. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?...
Falling down without spilling my drink

42. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?.....
The Woods Campground